The Demo Behind the Headline: 0.39 Tokens a Second
Anthropic's Frontier Red Team report opens with language about AI models that could copy themselves across smart ovens, fridges, robot vacuums, lawnmowers and off-brand streaming boxes within months [1][2]- but the lab demonstration underneath that framing is worth reading closely. Researchers bought 15 off-brand Android streaming boxes, each costing roughly $55 and carrying 4GB of RAM, and split a 26-billion-parameter open-weight model, Gemma4-26B-A4B, built by Google DeepMind, across the cluster [3][4]. The measured result was 0.39 tokens per second - a pace far below anything resembling real-time inference, let alone autonomous self-propagation [3]. A smaller, 9-billion-parameter model, Qwen3.5-9B, fared better operationally, running inference on 8 of the 9 device and hardware types tested, with setup success climbing from 45% to between 61% and 84% across repeated, note-informed attempts [5][6]. Only one model in the test set, Zhipu AI's GLM-5.2, completed the full simplified replication sequence end-to-end, and even then only in 4 of 5 trials [6][7]. Anthropic itself stops short of claiming a full replication cycle, saying: 'We don't yet have a full rogue replicator, but agents are becoming increasingly capable of completing the individual steps' [8].


