The $9.11 EPS That Wasn't
Alphabet's headline numbers looked like an unambiguous beat: revenue of $119.8 billion, up 24% year over year, cleared Wall Street's roughly $117 billion consensus [1], and diluted EPS came in at $9.11, up from just $2.31 a year earlier [2]. But that EPS jump is mostly an accounting artifact, not operating strength - net income of $112.1 billion was inflated by a $99 billion net gain on Alphabet's equity securities holdings, largely its stakes in Anthropic and SpaceX, marked to market for the quarter [2].
Strip that gain out and the picture changes. Two YouTube channels covering the print independently recalculated an adjusted EPS near $2.85 once the equity gains were excluded - a few cents below the roughly $2.90 consensus analysts were modeling, meaning the 'real' quarter was a narrow miss dressed up as a blowout. That skepticism about earnings quality spilled into investing forums too, where a notable side debate centered on Alphabet's investment in Anthropic - some commenters characterized a reported condition that Anthropic funnel part of that capital back into Google Cloud spend as a form of circular financing that flatters both companies' growth figures, a framing other participants pushed back on by noting Google Cloud's customer concentration is comparatively low versus rival hyperscalers.



